unhappy hipsters Friday 29 January, 2010 In Stuff my twitter & rss feed exploded with unhappy hipsters yesterday. this is too funny not to mention. “it’s lonely in the modern world”… whoever writes the captions deserves a high five. The things that once so defined him — shag carpeting, Room & Board sofas, monogamy — now suffocated him. Even in your company, I feel so alone. His sartorial attempt to blend in with the concrete did little to assuage the tension. Everyone always leaves. It became their routine. And so the evenings stretched out before him: still, gray, and gravel-strewn. He is sad because his house looks like an elementary school. And all the children have died. Related posts: the garden house groundhog day phew Amusingfunnyhipsterspop culture Write A Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.